Oh. My Pigness!!!! Did you know how many creatures there are like me in this town!!! It was a PIG PARTY!! I tell you!!!
The night before the BIG SHOW ( Little American Royal) Farmer Boy and his mom gave me a bath. Never mind that it was freezing cold, and they gave me goosebumps! Farmer Boy brought out Hot water from the house, and made me a warm bathing solution. Farmer Boys mom was oh so gentle, dipping her towel in the water and washing me.... then that big ol guy - Wrangler Man came by and dumped it on me!! Sheesh!
Anyways - I clean up pretty good!
And then.... we waited!!!
Until we were called to this thing.. the show ring.... sounds a little ominous....
They let me out of my pen and corralled me down a long walk way...
Then Farmer Boy and I got to wait in this pen ( that's Farmer boy looking up at his mom - she puts this black thing in front of her face all the time - she must be embarrassed of her face???)
Then they opened the gate - and Whhheeee - all of us were let into the "Show Ring"
Some of these guys looked a little like me - but, well, I have to say I was the shiniest!!!
This guy here - he talks... A LOT!! Holy cow - if someone took that stick out of his hand, I am not sure what he would do, just stand there I guess!..... ( mom's note- he was an excellent judge...Pig just likes to pick on others!)
Check out this pig - isn't he the coolest colors? I still prefer my shining white skin - but that one's kind of cool! and that little girl - I could take her... oh ya!
Check out this one - he's totally brown - he must have a HUGE mud hole!!! Oink Oink!
Most of the time I was a well respected pig, I did not perform any bodily functions, I stayed- generally - with Farmer Boy.... but towards the end they opened a new gate..... what was I supposed to do?