Tales from the Pig

or in other words....The Humiliation of Pig!

My new family is a little obsessed... with my Weight! Seriously - what is up with that!!

Farmer Boy loaded me back into my trailer and they drove me over to some real nice people's house....

They let me run down the ramp.... and this lady in a purple shirt had a bucket of Food!!! YUMM - so of course I followed her!!!

And she ran me up on this black thing, and snuck off.....

See how well I stand?  Of course, there was a little something for me to snack on.

Then they read off my weight ( OUT LOUD!!)

And they discussed if I was eating right - 

HELLO - it's all gone every night ..

I don't see the problem with that!

They loaded me back up and took me home.... Farmer boy thinks he's a cowboy....

I got to go back to my own house - man I LOVE that! I have my own ramp, and my own doors...

The only problem with this ramp - there was NO food on it!

But I made it down.  So Farmer boy had to do some math to see how much weight I was gaining each day - I am awesome -1.67#'s per day... are you impressed?

Now I will answer my fan mail:

1. Do you have a name other than Pig?  Yes, Farmer Boy has a name for me, but I can't understand what it is - the Mom... she just calls me Pig... but she also calls that tall brown thing Brown, and that one with the Cropped ears is called Croppy - she may have a problem....

2. Will I ever not need sunscreen?   Truthfully - No.... I mean seriously people, would you turn down a free massage each day?  Wrangler Man has put up a lot of shades, so maybe it won't be as important - but if any of you tell my Farmer Boy that - I will take you down.....

3. How much should I weigh at fair time?  Seriously people - why are you so interested in my weight? Ugh! I should be between 225 and 285 - Farmer boy is aiming for 260... I think I can carry it off - how about you?

That's all the fan mail I have time for now - my pool is calling....