Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Tales from the Pig

Pig Here!

I have lived with my new family for 20 days now - and I HAVE not got them trained properly!

They feed me and wake me OH! SO! VERY! EARLY! in the morning. The first couple mornings I would just lay there, under my heat lamp and will them to go away. But NO! They insisted on giving me water, and putting that yummy food in my bucket.

Some days I have to get up and eat right away - others - I just lay there and ignore them.

How long does it take to train humans?


By the way - I am not the redneck pig anymore, they moved me out of my trailer house into a permanent dwelling of my own.... I have neighbors!!


Holy cow - I really have to look up to them - but when I go *snort* they run!!! What a Fun Game this is!!!

Here is my new house... its still cold here in the mornings and evening, so they hooked my heat lamp up for me.


Farmer Boys dad sure helps alot.... But I love Farmer Boy the most. And he tastes good ....


Farmer Boy Sunscreens me - a lot - I am a very white pig, and am quite used to barns... but here I live outside! I LOVE it!!!


Oh Look Snow.... still....

I have two water buckets. One is kind of small, but the bigger one - I have figured out how to get in it!! My own pool - I am movin' on up.... to the east side.....to the deluxe pig pen in the country.....


FOOD!!!
Ya'all come back next week for the humiliation, the shame, the embarrassment of the Pig.......

7 comments:

TLC said...

LOVE THIS! Thanks for the giggles.

Gypsy Quilter said...

With all of that good food, I imagine by next week Wilbur will weigh more than Dolly!

LynneP said...

LOVE your pig posts!

LizA. said...

I think your bpneighbors are just jealous that you have that wonderful heat lamp!

Sherrill said...

Is he going to eventually get a tan and not need sunscreen anymore?!! HAHA

Kate said...

Do you really have to sun screen a pig? Sorry 100% city girl here who's closest encounter with a pig came when she was 8 and got too close to the pig pen at Grandma's. So this post is an educational experience. It's OK to giggle while learning isn't it?

Kevin the Quilter said...

Too much fun! Thanks for letting us live along with Farmer Boy and Pig!