Tales from the Pig - Pig Show Edition

Oh. My Pigness!!!!  Did you know how many creatures there are like me in this town!!! It was a PIG PARTY!! I tell you!!!

The night before the BIG SHOW ( Little American Royal) Farmer Boy and his mom gave me a bath. Never mind that it was freezing cold, and they gave me goosebumps!  Farmer Boy brought out Hot water from the house, and made me a warm bathing solution. Farmer Boys mom was oh so gentle, dipping her towel in the water and washing me.... then that big ol guy - Wrangler Man came by and dumped it on me!! Sheesh!

Anyways - I clean up pretty good!

 We loaded up and drove to the show - I got a brand spanking new pen with fun shavings to burrow in! Farmer Boy cleaned me up till I sparkled!!!

And then.... we waited!!!

Until we were called to this thing.. the show ring.... sounds a little ominous....

They let me out of my pen and corralled me down a long walk way...

Then Farmer Boy and I got to wait in this pen ( that's Farmer boy looking up at his mom - she puts this black thing in front of her face all the time - she must be embarrassed of her face???)

Then they opened the gate - and Whhheeee - all of us were let into the "Show Ring"

Some of these guys looked a little like me - but, well, I have to say I was the shiniest!!!

This guy here - he talks... A LOT!! Holy cow - if someone took that stick out of his hand, I am not sure what he would do, just stand there I guess!.....    ( mom's note- he was an excellent judge...Pig just likes to pick on others!)

Check out this pig - isn't he the coolest colors? I still prefer my shining white skin - but that one's kind of cool!  and that little girl  - I could take her... oh ya!

Check out this one - he's totally brown - he must have a HUGE mud hole!!! Oink Oink!

 This is Farmer Boy's neighbor - she's pretty cool, she checked on us a lot. She showed us how to get to the *Show Ring*  and she had marshmallows - good girl!

Most of the time I was a well respected pig, I did not perform any bodily functions, I stayed- generally - with Farmer Boy.... but towards the end they opened a new gate..... what was I supposed to do?